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Calgary honours Toronto mayor Rob Ford with prestigious white asshat

Aug 12th, 2013 | By
Rob Ford Asshat

By Urban Anomie CALGARY, AB – The City of Calgary’s Mayor’s Office recognized their Toronto counterpart, Rob Ford, on Monday with the traditional Smithbilt asshat, placing him in elite company alongside Tom Cruise and Roger ‘that guy who blocks people on Twitter for no reason’ Millions – the only other recipients to receive the honour. Calgary’s

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Become a certified asshole today!

Feb 10th, 2013 | By

By Urban Anomie So you’ve decided you want to become an asshole. Good for you—the world needs all the assholes it can get! Assholes work together with everyone else to provide stability and equilibrium within the societal constructs we’ve built for ourselves. Every time someone holds a door open for a stranger, some asshole will be

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