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Crowchild Trail to be converted into ‘urban bicycling highway’

Aug 5th, 2013 | By
Bike lane Calgary

By Urban Anomie Crowchild Tr., one of Calgary’s busiest expressways running along the west side of the city, will be converted entirely into bicycle lanes this fall, as part of the City’s ongoing cycling strategy. Officials with the City’s Transportation Department say Calgary is desperately lacking in cycling infrastructure, and their goal is to make Calgary

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Canadian man sentenced to 50 lashes for putting new toilet paper roll on backwards

Aug 3rd, 2013 | By
Toilet Paper on backwards

By Urban Anomie An Alberta man has been found guilty for crimes against the state in Kaznia this week, for putting the toilet paper roll on backwards when he replaced the empty roll with a full one. He has been sentenced to 50 lashes in a public square. James Rogers, 41, hails from Red Deer, AB,

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