B.C. to partner with marijuana industry on development of new school curriculum

Jun 24th, 2014 | By
BC marijuana industry

By Urban Anomie The province of British Columbia announced today that they have partnered with various marijuana growers in the design and creation of a new school curriculum for kindergarten through grade 12 students. The marijuana industry’s involvement in the province’s educational development is creating concern among uptight conservative groups and parents. Social Reform Party hopeful,

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Alaska sold back to Russia

Nov 26th, 2013 | By
Alaska Russia

By Urban Anomie With a mounting fiscal deficit, The Obama administration announced on Tuesday that it has sold Alaska back to Russia for more than $130,000 in an all-cash deal that will see the freezing cold state become Russian territory for the first time since 1867. President Obama’s chief of Polar Affairs, Henry Fielding, said on

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Liberals plan to auction off locks of Justin Trudeau’s hair in fundraising event

Sep 16th, 2013 | By

By Urban Anomie The Liberal Party is banking on Justin Trudeau’s dashing good looks and wavy locks of chestnut hair to turn around the party’s finances in order to take on the formidable Conservative fundraising machine. With his sizzling mane of hair and dimples that can melt steel, the 41-year-old relative newcomer to politics has both

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Harper Government to deploy two-dozen robot soldiers to aid in war on drugs

Aug 29th, 2013 | By
Canadian Drug Robots

By Urban Anomie The Canadian Government is moving towards a fight to the finish in the war on drugs, with Francis Letourneau, the Minister of Agriculture, announcing today that the government has purchased 24 ‘super robots’ capable of levelling entire grow-ops with energy blasts projected from weapons mounted on each arm. Nearing 40-feet in height, and

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