Airdrie man who purchased $78,000 in lottery tickets says fortune cookie lied to him

Sep 11th, 2013 | By

By Urban Anomie Were you the lucky holder of a winning lottery ticket recently? Most likely you were not. Statistically, you’re more likely to get struck by lightning, die after contracting the West Nile Virus, or perish in a plane crash. But one Airdrie man thought he was in for a treat after his post-wonton soup

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U of C researcher cracks the mystery of disappearing honeybee colonies

Aug 11th, 2013 | By
Honeybee pollinating flower

By Urban Anomie Entire honeybee colonies around the world are either dying off or disappearing altogether. The phenomenon has been aptly named Colony Collapse Disorder (aka We’re Screwed if the Bees Disappear Disorder) and it’s being reported in every region on the planet. Honeybees play an integral part in the ecosystem. As much as 1/3 of

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Benny the Bear opens up about sex, drugs, and alcohol abuse on the set of Buck Shot

Jul 28th, 2013 | By

By Urban Anomie CALGARY, AB — Benny the Bear is the latest celebrity to open up about the candid details of his personal life in a memoir. The 57-year-old ex-television star who was made famous as Ron “Buck Shot” Barge’s sidekick on The Buck Shot Show is out with a new memoir, titled “Benny: More Than

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Become a certified asshole today!

Feb 10th, 2013 | By

By Urban Anomie So you’ve decided you want to become an asshole. Good for you—the world needs all the assholes it can get! Assholes work together with everyone else to provide stability and equilibrium within the societal constructs we’ve built for ourselves. Every time someone holds a door open for a stranger, some asshole will be

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